if you saw the wish list of my boy licorice
you'd see an obvious omission of a dizzy gilish

twist twist to the hit list
we'll make your mothafuckin day like christmas

so come a little bit nearer for a kiss kiss
don't matter if a mister or a miss miss

swish swish do you get the gist
now you're panicking aloud, "what is this?"

what is this? its my business
muthafuckin putting butta on my biscuits
not my triscuits
bitch fuck this
making money i can't fit into my britches

too many faggots wanna get into by riches
but nobody wants to make me up a sandwich

so i guess i gotta reach out for the bisquick
don't matter what the fuckin way you twist it

quarantine wack mc like puttin up fences
gonna dehabilitate every one of your senses

its a cocobobo battle better get in the trenches
cause we're pluggin a holes with crescent wrenches

well you think its a lie? my oh my
here's your gravesite your should probably die die die

i told you before how i creep the cobblestone
stalking fly ladies just to give 'em the bone

it takes a lot of cabbage to get 'em alone
my moms'l help me out better get to a phone

hello? oh hey mom its your laddie b boy
i was hoping you would wire me some money
i was thinking of hiring a prostitute

listen to me sonny boy you are totally wrong
you need to heed the wise words of mc mom

there ain't no easy easy cheese in being a john
get off them prostitutes and start hittin the bong

spring break

i was sitting by the pool and i was peeping the thong
and i thought it would be great to get my long dong on

so i brought a daiquiri to the best bump i see
close my eyes and make a wish that she be bumpin on me

instead of humpin on me she be dumpin on me
so i jumped down in that pool and got to takin a pee

thats when she came up to me
she could smell it you see

this funky freaky chick is down with the urinary

booty booty booty booty booty boom noodle
booty booty booty booty booty boom golden

uhhhhhhhh

yo yo yo...eucalyptus kid
all grow'd up he's a big boy now
bitch

woah uh oh
woah uh oh
wha wha uh oh
wha wha uh oh
woah uh oh
woah uh oh


so i took a little trip to the sewer
got a pretty little lady think i'll screw her

she a goddamn ho nothin new to her
but there's a frowny on her face she's lookin bluer

she be bitchin bout nickels getting cheeky
hope she likes a fellow's pipe when its leaky

cause ya know i want a bitch who likes the pee pee
damn i go through this shit almost weekly

peace

pss pss pss
yo hey yo yo listen to me
sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do
i know
feel me?
recognize

so mom just between you and me (secret)
i'm the kind of guy who likes the girls who kinda like pee (just a little bit)

so mom it requires the golden fee (cha ching not the dollas)
hitting the bong ain't got nothin on my stream

and mom don't worry i'm gonna treat her good (real good)
gonna stroke her soft hair and piss all over her hood

she'll catch my scent and know just where to run (pitter patter)
all pee soaked by her son of a gun (pitter patter)

just let me flow
like a waterfall
i just wanna flow
muthafuckin waterfall

say what?
fuck

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